Just use the oil Our Loving, Sensitive Creator gave us and quit whining about global warming why don’t you.
That’s my shorter version of the message of Brian Fischer of the American Family Association, a Christian Fundamentalist organization, mostly known for its anti-gay crusades that led to it being labeled a a hate group by the Southern Poverty law Center. Well , now they have a new issue they are burned up about and it is all because we aren’t burning enough – oil, gas and coal. In fact, we’re giving our Lord and Savior a sad when we don’t use dirty black energy sources that he put in the ground for us. It’s as if we are flipping God the bird when we even consider clean renewable energy instead of using more coal, oil and natural gas.
Until now, I never knew God was so sensitive because we weren’t burning enough fossil fuels. Watch the video and be prepared to weep (either from laughter or from the realization that there are millions of Americans who actually believe the crap he’s promoting):
Who knew that developing clean energy was all a part of the war on Christmas/Christians? Or that buying an electric car or installing solar panels was a sin? The things you learn …
And the spurning goes way beyond just fossil fodder. God gave us smallpox and what did we go and do? Just wiped it right out, is what. And He gave us all those slaves to use for our happiness and we just had to go and free them. It’s no wonder God got so pissed that He put that dark and pagan person in charge of destroying America.
But there is hope. For just $59.99 you can buy a “God Forgive Us” handkerchief to send God a message that we really appreciate His gift of coal and oil so much that we’re happy to choke to death in His name. Or you can buy 10 for only $800 and help lead your loved ones back on the path of gratitude for gifts (such as myself) bestowed.
10 for $800! What a deal.
If these bozos really believed in God, they would be soiling themselves in fear.
It’s always sad when K Street buys a religious group.
Remember back in 2001, when “Focus on the Family” became “Focus on the Tax Cut?”
One can only imagine the money trail that led to this.
I suspect someone like Fischer similarly said to the inhabitants of Easter Island,”just use the trees Our Loving, Sensitive Creator gave us and quit whining about deforestation and overexploitation why don’t you.”
It’s so so so so sad, the way all those Godless libruls keep pushing for clean energy and preservation. Because we’re supposed to destroy it so we can all be lifted into heaven and all those shiftless lazy DFHs and colered folk can burn in darkness (according to His plan, in His infinite love and mercy). Makes perfect sense.
Religion used to control and manipulate? Spirituality reduced to children’s stories? I don’t know what you’re talking about. You better stop right now; you wouldn’t want to hurt the Master of the Universe’s peewings.
Not that I’m trying to play devil’s advocate or anything, but what if she (God) intends for us to act in conservative ways when it comes to the natural resourses she has provided? Maybe she doesn’t plan to come down to earth any time real soon. We just might be in a bit of trouble then, eh?
Snake Oil v1001.0