In the last two days I’ve come up behind two cars driving ahead of me while I was out running errands. Both had a single bumper sticker on their car. The car I came up on yesterday had this one:
I’ve seen these before, but they usually have a little saying that goes with them, such as “Buy a gun” or “Get a Job” or even “Buy an SUV (or 2 or 3).” This was just plain and simple.
The other car I saw today. Its message was a tad different, but it is one that I’m sure you’ve seen before. Here it is:
Ask yourself this question. If this was all you had to go on, which person would you want to get to know better?
I want a “Get a brain, morans” bumpersticker.
Here you go:
http://www.zazzle.com/get_a_brain_morans_bumper_sticker-128125959317839118
My sister-in-law gave me a bumper sticker for Christmas early on in the W. Bush Presidency. It’s a flag ribbon, so it’s likely to draw the eye of the pro-war crowd. Then it drops this mind bomb:
“Keep on pretending everything’s OK”
It’s just about my favorite gift ever. It’s getting worn, but it’ll make it thru a couple more years.
Well, since we’re talking in terms of relativity… the latter.
Interestingly, one of the prime ways to annoy a conservative is with the Co-Exist bumper sticker. I’ve been stunned at the venom I’m heard/seen that has been spewed at Co-Exist stickers.
And you’ve no doubt seen their answer? It’s an “exist” sticker with the letters made from silhouettes of firearms.
Just curious, Steven. Do you recall why kinds of cars each was on?
Both small cars, American make.
Altho I am thinking I could enjoy a cup of coffee with the Coexist person, I would like to Know the “Annoy a Liberal” person so I could find ways to piss her/him off.
Perhaps the “Annoy a Liberal” sticker is meta; it’s annoying that it doesn’t spell out what to do.
Here are two I have thought about making. The first has just a little snark in it. ;-).
DON’T TAX ME! PAVE MY ROAD!
AND
PATRIOTS PAY TAXES
My favorite bumper sticker is on my fridge:
“Bad cop, no donut”
I just don’t have the nerve (stupidity?) to put it on my car.
Since I have the Coexist sticker, along with a Darwin sticker on my car and my Harley …. the person I would like to share a meal with is the other coexist person,
While the one I would work very devilishly to annoy to no end, is the the person who wants to annoy me first.
Bet I win.
I’m still rather fond of EAT THE RICH!