It’s not true that Al Gore invented the internet, but he did invent global warming, which was nothing but a hoax before Gore got his hands on it. So, it’s quite clear that the Democrats are using global warming to attack red states with more powerful tornadoes and distract the public from the truth about Benghazi and Fast & Furious & Solyndra & ACORN & Shirley Sherrod, and the long-form birth certificate.
Al Gore must be stopped.
Glenn Kessler must be stopped, too. Jesus.
I love this line best:
“While the White House has tried to highlight ABC’s error on the Rhodes e-mail, it is worth noting that it did not play a prominent role in much of the news coverage. (The one exception is Fox News.)”
That’s one big fucking exception.
And yes they were using it to smear the president.
What an ass….
And he’s fat. Before Gore there was no obesity in America.
Yes, he probably invented the triple hamburger.
With cheese. The Liberals in Madison, Wisconsin are responsible for that. They invented cheese so that people would have heart attacks and demand Obamacare. Heart disease is a
LiberalSocialist Muslim plot. Darryl Issa should hold hearings.Can I get a job with Fox News?
Interesting watching OK’s Gov praise FEMA and Pres Obama today. Will she become the next Chris Christie? Unfortunately, Obama and Fugate are getting way too much experience in handling disasters, but a better partner for a Gov in need of help there’s never been.
According to Rep. Cole (R-OK) on television yesterday, Oklahoma and Texas rank number one and two on receiving disaster relief per capita. I forget which he said was number one and which was number two.
That may change if the Hayward Fault trips in California, or the anticipated massive subduction earthquake hits the northwest. The difference is the midwestern disasters happen in smaller doses every year, whereas The Big One will be the equivalent of a thousand tornadoes all at once, if it actually happens.
I hate to think what will happen if the blue coastal states need a bailout that big – which they inevitably will have already paid for in the taxes out/fed programs in equations we all enjoy looking at. But it will be a fight when it happens to get proper funding.
If Corbin or Coburn or whatever his name is actually gets away with saying that OK should not get aid until it steals money from some school lunch program or homeless shelter, odds are not good on disaster help on a larger scale.
This is the point where midwesterners are obligated to point out the history on the New Madrid quakes and that seismic events are also occurring in the midwest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1811%E2%80%931812_New_Madrid_earthquakes
So The Big One could happen near where KY, MO and TN join, as long as we’re talking IFs.
what really scares me is the Yellowstone super-volcano.
Yellowstone is an amazing, awesome, huge caldera. Also one of my favorite places to vacation. If memory serves the chances for any cataclysmic event are relatively low there. But when it does happen: yikes.
No need to worry about that. John Cusack will rescue us all and we’ll go live on a boat in China. I think that’s how it works.
No sense in being scared. If that happened, you and I and every American would probably be dead anyway.
Not to worry … it seems to erupt only once every 600,000 years or so. Not very likely at all.
Now, when did the last one occur? Oh, about 600,000 years ago ….
You goddam godless lib’ruls think we Traditional Americans haven’t noticed that the National Weather Service–a FEDERAL agency!—keeps forecastin’ tornadoes and twisters and storm of the century rains for those very states that have figured out Obama is communist-fascist tyrant? Well we know what’s up. As Fox teevee showed beyond a shadow of a doubt, Obama sicced the IRS on conservative patriot shell groups and he personally sent emails that ordered the Bens-gassy terrorism (NOT “act of terror”!) and now he (and Pelosi! and Barney Frank!) have turned the National Weather Service against us, too. It isn’t a “coincidence” that Moore OK has gotten obliterated twice under DEMOCRAT prezedents!! Goddam Lib’ruls!! Just more water for the Tree of Liberty!
No, no, no. We also didn’t really sent Katrina to make Bush look bad and didn’t seed Sandy over the Atlantic to make Obama look good. We also didn’t send that hurricane in FL last year during your Republican-TeaParty convention to try to mess you up.
“Global Warming” is NOT a code phrase for our formerly secret program in global weather control.
The devil made them do it!