Once again, I have been passed over for the Presidential Medal of Freedom in favor of a bunch of hacks and nobodies. I am beginning to lose hope.
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
You can have Bill Clinton’s.
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You need to meet two out of three: famous, old, dead.
Sorry, it’s your youth and you’re still very much alive!
I used to hope that I’d get a MacArthur Award. They come with a half million bucks. Alas, my genius has not been recognized. Not even in my house.
Right?
This is getting ridiculous!!
Wow, the medal has really been trivialized. When do Jamie Dimon and Mark Zuckerberg get theirs?
If Obama were to be the one to honor you for the “Why’d he…?” post, it would look bad.
You’ll just have to wait for his successor.
You should get it just for that old underwear shot alone, if not for your analysis.
I like the shot of me with my Brownback for President sign.