Fox News host Megyn Kelly made news when she insisted that Jesus and Santa Claus are white, which is a silly thing to say for a variety of reasons. What she actually said was “I mean, Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure, that’s a verifiable fact. As is Santa—I just want the kids watching to know that.” Of course, Santa Claus is a fictional character who is based on an early Greek Christian bishop who lived in what is now part of Turkey. We can speculate about his appearance, but he probably looked more like Abdullah Gül than the guy that you see riding a sleigh led by reindeer during Christmastime. Is Abdullah Gül white?
I don’t know, but he’s probably not any whiter than Jesus of Nazareth was. Most likely, Jesus looked like most of the people who live in the Middle East today. Do most of the people in the Middle East today look white?
I don’t know, because standards change. All I can say with reasonable certainty is that Jesus and St. Nicholas probably did not look like they were Chinese.
However, there is at least one strong reason to believe that Santa Claus is white.

Yeah, they make a strong case.


Actually there is some debate on whether Arabs should be considered white I’d imagine the same would apply to semites in general. Greeks are generally considered white, are they not?
I’ve only heard that debate from racists.
Greeks as non-white is the non-racist position?
No Arabs as non-white.
Is Cleopatra VII generally considered white?
I get a kick out of the fact that Jesus probably looked way more like Yasser Arafat than the nordic depictions we typically see. And I say this with utterly no animosity toward the man who was Jesus. What’s wrong with looking Semitic? From what I can tell, his teachings were amazing. That people completely misunderstand and misuse what he said, creating a cult of personality in place of his teachings, is not at all his fault.
What’s amazing to me is that Kelly wanted kids to know Santa is white. Did anyone tell Kelly that Santa is not real? How old is she? 4? You can make him look like whatever you imagine.
The definition of race is a purely social construct, since human appearances are a spectrum. If we accept this, then it’s obvious that Jesus – and Santa – are and have always been white. They’re white because “we” want them to be white. QED.
An interesting perspective.
I’m not getting this ruckus at all. Megan was simply letting everyone know that all the good guys are white. So is the Easter Bunny. White is superior in all things, all people, all religions, etc.
If you prefer black, you can have Satan and his evil twin Obama.
If it’s Faux News, white people will be reassured
that all their icons are white and Obama are will not seize their mobility scooters when he comes to confiscate their guns.
Is the Easter Bunny white? Rabbits cpme in all sorts of colors. The one we had that we liked best was the black and white pattern called “Dutch”. We had a great dog, a mixed retriever, with that pattern too.
The Easter Bunny is Korean.
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/meme/Verifiable-Fact/271380/
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In The Netherlands, a minority group has called on the UN(!) to declare the children’s feast of Sinterklaas (St. Nicholas) on Dec. 5th a racist act. This created a hefty discussion and gained more media attention than the children suffering as refugees in Syria. An UN official from Jamaica due to investigate this racist abuse, just about called all the Dutch racist as former slave traders (to the Caribbean). She even advised the Dutch children not to have the feast of St. Nicholas but revert to the global “Santa Claus” at Xmas. De(hi)lirious, a petition to keep the tradition received 2.1 million likes within 10 days.
about Governor Krispy Kreme:
Chris Christie reportedly asks Andrew Cuomo to rein in the investigation of the George Washington Bridge closure.
Chris Christie’s bridge problem just won’t go away.
According to a report in the Wall Street Journal, Christie recently spoke with Cuomo to complain about the way an appointee of the latter was handling an investigation into a controversy over the George Washington Bridge. Christie, according to the Journal, told Cuomo that the investigator — Port Authority of New York and New Jersey Executive Director Patrick Foye — was being too aggressive.
At question is whether a Christie appointee –David Wildstein, a former high school friend who has since resigned — had two-out-of-three lanes of the George Washington Bridge closed as political payback to a Democratic mayor who refused to endorse the New Jersey governor during his reelection campaign. The initial reason given for the closure, a traffic study, has since been revealed to have been false. The mayor in question, Fort Lee’s Mark Sokolich, originally accused Wildstein of acting “punitively,” but later withdrew his charge.
http://www.salon.com/2013/12/12/report_christie_asked_cuomo_to_rein_in_investigator_of_george_washin
gton_bridge_closure/
So glad you posted this. Fort Lee is where the NJ side on ramps are. Christie is so obviously not ready for prime time.
This is what cracks me up as much as the NORAD notice;
The conspiracy of news shows to perpetuate the parental conspiracy of Santa Claus. There are some things that media does not touch in American society. The mythology that drives the retail frenzy is one of them. And the defensive way this comes out at the end of what was an otherwise planned “irritate the liberals” moment is very interesting in a Freudian slip sort of way.
You slide awfully slickly between “look white” and “is white.”
What the heck is this actually about?
Good history of the construct of race in Cornel West’s Prophesy Deliverance
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17623.Prophesy_Deliverance_
[his first book]
When I was growing up (in SE Mo) it was understood that White meant Nordic/English/Irish/French. No one else. Not the Poles, not the Czechs, CERTAINLY not the Italians. Spanish were not even thought close enough to discuss, and nobody knew where Portugal was. As to non-Europeans? Seriously???
As stated above, race is a social construct.
Megan Kelly is stupid. Not ignorant, not willfully mis-guided, just stupid. Of all the inane, jackassy things to say this Santa thing is the stupidest thing she has ever said.
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This issue is clearly propagated by WASP members.
○ ADL criticism – George W. Bush speaks at a fundraiser hosted by the Messianic Jewish Bible Institute
You can blame the Roman and Greek Empires for all this – races were never more thoroughly mixed than they were in the polyglot empire days – you had German and British Roman mercenaries mixing with Eastern Europeans, Nubians, and Arabs, Greeks establishing military and trading colonies as far away as the western coast of India and the eastern coast of Africa, Roman Italians all over the Middle East, and Roman military retirees (who usually married local girls) in colonia all over Europe and Britain. Plus slaves from all over the known world. There IS no “racial purity” – at least in the Western world after about 300 BC. And then you had the Vikings spreading their genes all over from Greenland to Turkey in the late 700’s to ~1100 AD. Sorry, Megyn. Your racial construct is totally artificial. Even the Irish got mixed in !