This is real, not for The Onion:
Just before she heads to Iowa for the first major conservative showcase of the 2016 election cycle, Sarah Palin said “of course” she’s interested in the 2016 presidential election.
“Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,” Palin told ABC News’ Neal Karlinsky while serving wild boar chili to the homeless in Las Vegas Thursday.
She’s gonna put The Onion out of business.
That entire article is filled with gems.
A major bore serving her wild boar chili to the homeless in Vegas?
What, she couldn’t make a nice soup, or some sandwiches – or something else that won’t upset their digestive systems?
Is she trying to kill them?
They’re hungry, and their systems aren’t used to something like that.
Who gives wild f*cking boar chili to the hungry homeless people, except an idio…
Oh.
And btw, Sarah “The Whore of Babblin’-on” Palin doesn’t have “a servants heart” at all – she has a grifter’s gall!
I just had an idea for a sitcom. It would be called the Sarah Palin Hillbilly White House. Every room has hanging targets with 2 AR 15’S mounted above them. It would be kinda like the original “Beverly Hillbillies” from years back.
I bet she will give Mitt a run for his money.
The Palins aren’t hillbillies; just cognitively challenged, Christian crackers from Alaska. Plus, they aren’t funny.
How about Around the World with the Palins
Episode 1: Palin Pokes the Pope
Episode 2: Todd Twerks Teshome
Episode 3: Bristol Bops Biya
etc.
Funny, I’ve been in Vegas all this week and I had no idea that Sarah was even here. But the Adult Video Network is having its show and awards here this week. By chance, could she be in town for that?
Who’s Nailin’ Palin?
I actually saw that. Even for porn, it was pretty boring.
Google her name and “servant’s heart.” She says that all the time. She said it even before she got the VP slot in ’08. It’s like a piety-based tic.
In her defense, she really does have a servant’s heart … in a jar in her trophy case.
Doggone it, when is Palin going to publish the official Teabaggers’ Dicshunary and Guide to English for Real ‘Mericans? For all us morans that fail to understand how regular definitions of servant and heart are applicable self-descriptions of Palin.
Are you sure someone’s not channeling Andy Borowitz?
Wanker of the Century
A servant’s heart and a squirrel’s brain.
Well we know she wouldn’t be planning on pardoning any turkeys.
Sarah who?
Oh, wait…isn’t that the servant who stole all the jewelry from her former employer? I saw that Downton Abbey episode…