Ladies and gentlemen, your alternate reality.
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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
One way to change the conversation: Lie and blame the people who you’re kicking the shit out of.
Conservatives. So classy. So ethical.
He’s just laying the narrative groundwork for the next protester beating by Trump supporters that gets caught on tape.
These protesters won’t stop hitting my fist with their face!
The classic of the genre:
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861
LOL. As opposed to Trump, who, like most godly New Yorkers, has never dropped an f-bomb in his life.
And I like how the dude in the “KKK Supports Trump” shirt was transformed the” fascist protester in the KKK shirt.” (I’m more inclined to think the dude’s an idiot for assuming more potential or actual Trump supporters would find KKK support to be a negative than a positive recommendation for Trump.)
They do take the “create your own reality” thing seriously, don’t they? I’m gonna go shower now.
Read that comment thread a bit more closely and you will see in it the exact reasons why Trump is winning:
Fox News actions during the last debate, if repeated or extended, will harm Fox far more than they harm Trump.
I suspect that Trump will emerge from the next few rounds of primaries and polling still in a commanding lead, possibly even extending his current margins… and that in concert with this, Fox News will dial back that Anti-Trump stuff to zero.
He’s their guy.
Cruz is beating Trump by 25 points in Kansas.
At the moment, 5 percent reporting, in Maine it’s Cruz 48 percent, Trump 35, Rubio 8.6. Could of course change quite a bit before it’s over, but I’m a bit surprised it’s Cruz over Trump so far.
Maine Republicans are nuts.
Maine Republicans are weird.
“Next few Primaries” – I don’t see Kansas or Maine doing much for Cruz, not when Louisiana offsets both. Trump will get Louisiana and Kentucky, most likely, and come out of tonight more ahead than before.
Spot on.