Will it Rain on Trump’s Fourth of July Parade?

The weather forecast is iffy at best, but that’s the least of the potential disasters that could befall this ill-conceived event.

Where I live in Pennsylvania, it’s now rare for the major fireworks displays to be scheduled for the Fourth of July unless the date falls on a Friday or Saturday. Sometimes the celebration happens early and sometimes it happens quite late. For some reason, the place we like to go isn’t blowing things up until the 12th. I don’t even like fireworks, but I take my kid to see them anyway. I just find it hard to get in the right kind of patriotic mood when the display is far removed from the nation’s birthday.

Donald Trump has it right, however, and he’s scheduled his big party on the Fourth, in Washington, DC. I don’t know if he has a rain date as a backup though, and looking at the forecast I see that this may have been an unfortunate oversight. There will be scattered thunderstorms in DC on the Fourth, with a 50 percent chance of rain. A lot will depend on the timing and severity of the rain and lightning, but it doesn’t seem like the best time to gather a bunch of people out in the open on the Washington Mall. The whole thing could be an expensive fiasco:

The National Park Service is diverting nearly $2.5 million in entrance and recreation fees primarily intended to improve parks across the country to cover costs associated with President Trump’s Independence Day celebration Thursday on the Mall, according to two individuals familiar with the arrangement.

That’s not even close to the total price tag.

The diverted park fees represent just a fraction of the extra costs the government faces as a result of the event, which will include displays of military hardware, flyovers by an array of jets including Air Force One, the deployment of tanks on the Mall and an extended pyrotechnics show. By comparison, according to former Park Service deputy director Denis P. Galvin, the entire Fourth of July celebration on the Mall typically costs the agency about $2 million.

The whole thing is supposed to be capped with the president delivering a “Salute to America” speech at the Lincoln Memorial. Yet, the White House is starting to stress out that the event will be lightly attended.

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1146430956829630465

Maybe some people will come to see all the military hardware on display:

“Two Abrams tanks, two Bradley Fighting Vehicles and an M88 recovery vehicle sat on train tracks in Southeast Washington on Tuesday, destined for the Mall. … A U.S. defense official … said the Pentagon was not planning for tanks to be involved … until late last week. But after the president requested them, they were shipped up by rail from Fort Stewart in Georgia.

“The list of fighter jets and other planes involved in Thursday’s military flyover also has grown, with the Pentagon carrying out requests from the White House. … The event will include appearances by the Blue Angels, an F-35 jet from the Navy, at least one aircraft from Marine Helicopter Squadron One, … a B-2 stealth bomber … and F-22 Raptor fighter jets.”

A little rain and lightning shouldn’t unduly discomfort the pilots, although low cloud cover might make it a little hard for the Blue Angels to show their stuff.

But, who knows? Maybe the weather gods smile on President Trump and the whole thing goes off without a hitch. Maybe attendance exceeds the low expectations. That won’t prevent massive protests that are scheduled to go on not only on the Fourth, but throughout the holiday weekend.

Of course, the most famous gathering at the Lincoln Memorial was punctuated by Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. I’m pretty confident that if Trump’s speech is remembered nearly as well, it won’t be because it was a success.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.

12 thoughts on “Will it Rain on Trump’s Fourth of July Parade?”

  1. Staging a Trump political rally in DC/NoVa/MD, one of the bluest areas of the country, never struck me as the most felicitous of ideas.

    Also…whatever happened to the military parade? It sounds like they are only going to have 4-5 tanks, parked somewhere nearby. Pathetic.

    As usual, Trump’s incompetence shines through. And that’s before any rain.

  2. A report said that Pres.Concentration Camps referred to the tanks as “Sherman” tanks, the decidedly inferior US tanks in WWII.

    1. In fact, he (or his brain worms) specified that “new” Sherman tanks — which haven’t existed since 1957, I think I read — would be involved.

  3. “Salute to America”

    It would be difficult to imagine a prez more ill-suited to celebrate American democracy than Der Trumper. Of course, as a white nationalist authoritarian, the disgusting militarism has to be ramped up to toxic levels. A nationalist dictator wraps himself up in the flag? More like wraps himself up in ammunition belts…

    Anyone who attends this certain-to-be-nauseating speech is a confirmed National Trumpalist. If children want to attend because of the spectacle, they should be told that their family does not support the antics of this president. The greater the attendance, the greater the national disgrace. Happy Fourth!

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