I’ve never heard of Dave Daubenmire before today, but he’s a world class wanker:
Dave Daubenmire hosts the “Pass The Salt Live” webcast, a radical conservative program where he regularly attacks progressives and liberals (and showers President Donald Trump with adoration). On Monday’s broadcast, Daubenmire suggested that the performances by J.Lo and Shakira were too provocative, and should have come with a warning before airing.
Watch him pretend it was his son’s erection that concerned him:
“Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son — whose hormones are just starting to operate — was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?”
The poor man was titillated during the Super Bowl halftime show and now he’s worried that God will punish him with eternal damnation:
“Could I go into a courtroom and say, ‘Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire’? Could the court say, ‘That doesn’t apply here because the right to [produce] porn overrides your right to [not] watch it’?”
There’s only one solution:
The conservative host also claimed he and others could sue the NFL for putting on a halftime show that, in his words, is “keeping me from getting into the kingdom of Heaven.”
And he’s looking for help:
“You can’t just do that. I want to sue [the NFL] for about $867 trillion.”
Daubenmire appeared to be serious about his threats to sue, too, as he posted on Facebook after the broadcast, asking for a lawyer who would be interested in filing a class-action suit against the NFL, Pepsi, and his local cable provider.
Personally, I enjoyed the halftime show almost as much as Daubamire, and for the same reasons. But I don’t feel guilty about it.
If religious conservatives who watched this are all going to have their souls banished to hell for eternal damnation, then I for one would like to offer Shakira and J-Lo my sincerest admiration and thanks. It’s certainly a roundabout way to finally arrive at this punishment, but it’s nothing less than what they deserve for the pain and suffering they’ve inflicted on the country and the world for the past several decades.
If this moron really doesn’t like whats on his TV, there’s a knob on it that he can use to turn it OFF.
Guy is thinking too much about knobs already
That’s just his economic anxiety showing.
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Um who hasn’t seen Melania naked? Com’on man get real. And you figure your twelve year old son and you are going to hell? O man. Where do you spend your days?
Personally I liked the show and no I didn’t get all hot and bothered by it. On second thought maybe I should have.
It is both comic and appalling that there are apparently large numbers of Americans who take this drivel seriously. What’s the sin, Dave, continuing to view the “porn” after it appears onscreen or getting the boner? As a Medieval Scholastic might inquire, how many Shakiras can dance on the head of a pin? And here is an instance where it sounds like the “Wanker of the Day” award is literal!
Note to Doofus Daubenmire: get on your knees and thank your Maker for the sacrament of confession! Sounds like you think you desperately need it, as does your poor 12 year old son, who I’m sure is simply delighted to have gotten dragged into Dad’s deranged BS factory….
Not bad for a couple of 40-50 year old mommies.
This would have to be “Coach” Dave.
It’s strange, that it’s always the left that gets labeled as the politically correct, anti-fun party, when they might go after after what they perceive to be a racist joke or something like that. Yet it is the right that constantly goes after stuff like this. Put Republicans in charge and they literally go after fucking, in that they always go after birth control. They go after marijuana. They go after what woman can or cannot do with her own uterus, they go after people having the ability to choose their own spouse for themselves, and they try to force religion down your throats. And in situations like this they go after any kind of sexually provocative entertainment. I believe the Republicans in Florida just declared porn a Public Health crisis. Yet somehow conservatives and Republicans never get labeled as being politically correct. Only the left.
Similarly, the left will be labeled as radical big government nut jobs because they might want to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour, but somehow Republicans advocating the notion of forced birth don’t get labeled as big government they actually proclaim themselves to be the party of limited government. Just astonishing.