I used to say “We’re doomed,” in a somewhat histrionic manner. I don’t do that anymore.

President Donald Trump announced Friday that the US government’s coronavirus testing apparatus, which has lagged badly behind other developed nations, would soon get an assist from Google. The search and advertising giant will create a website, Trump said, that would help Americans figure out if they need a test for the virus, and if so where they can find one.

The only problem: There is no nationwide site like the one Trump described. And Google had no idea the president was going to mention one.

A source at Google tells WIRED that company leadership was surprised that Trump announced anything about the initiative at the press conference. What he did say was also almost entirely wrong.

The president is a sociopathic dunce and it’s literally getting us killed at this point. There’s no hyperbole involved in that statement anymore.

There will be a coronavirus testing site, not from Google but from Alphabet sister company Verily. “We are developing a tool to help triage individuals for Covid-19 testing,” Google tweeted in a statement. “Verily is in the early stages of development, and planning to roll testing out in the Bay Area, with the hope of expanding more broadly over time.”

Even that, though, was not the original plan. The Verge reported Friday afternoon, Verily had intended the site for health care workers only. After Trump unexpectedly publicized the effort, Verily decided it will let anyone visit it, but can still only provide people with testing site information in the San Francisco area.

This from a guy who affirmatively didn’t want people tested because he figured if the voters knew how many people were being infected they might not look favorably on giving him a second term.

Electoral defeat no longer seems proportional to the offense. Running him out of town on a rail, tarring and feathering, exile on an Antarctic island, and life imprisonment all seem like fairer sentences.