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Washington, DC (Rotters) – President Bush strode to the podium tonight to uproarious and partisan applause from those in attendance. He was casually dressed without the formal necktie usually expected for the occasion. The...

Washington, DC (APE) – In a stunning development today, President Bush revealed to reporters assembled at the Rose Garden what he claims to be his only picture of Jack Abramoff. He stated that the displayed, framed picture...

Washington, DC (K Street Journal) – In a very simple ceremony this week, attended by friends, families, and party officials, George Bush and Karl Rove renewed their vows to each other. The ceremony was a formal, black...

Al Gore really told them what for… For sure the Repubs are now sore! So they’ll set out to impugn, Funded by Sun Myung Moon; Troubadours with lickspittle spoor… six more after the fold!John Ashcroft, a blast...

Washington, DC (APE) – In a break with tradition, the new nickel has an image of a seated president, Bush, displayed, facing forwards. The Mint plans to begin shipping 80 million of the new five cent coins, lovingly...