Author: BooMan

Stay Classy, NFL

This is much more important than deflated footballs, people. The threat of fines has not deterred Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch from grabbing his crotch after scoring touchdowns. But the threat of a 15-yard penalty might....

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Submentals

Some things never get old and some things never change. In Alabama, every measure of progress is always accompanied by kicking and screaming and wailing and gnashing of teeth. So, when told that they can’t ban gay marriage...

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The Balls On These Guys…

The right’s outrage du jour is that President Obama is visiting India instead of traveling to Poland for the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Treasury Secretary Jack Lew will be representing the...

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Louisiana, We Hardly Knew Ye

Once again, I am struggling to overcome the natural desire to feel that the people of a state are getting exactly what they deserve because of the political decisions that they make. One state official who spoke on the condition...

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Wanker of the Day: Sarah Palin

This is real, not for The Onion: Just before she heads to Iowa for the first major conservative showcase of the 2016 election cycle, Sarah Palin said “of course” she’s interested in the 2016 presidential election. “Yeah, I mean,...

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