Author: Chris

Flowers For A Lady

Watch Charles Mingus try to scare the crap out of the gentle people of Central Italy while chewing gum. Also, take note of Don Pullen’s heroic efforts to make his fingers bleed and please be advised that doing what Hamiet...

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Inflatable Donkey

Now I’m not going to pretend to have my finger on the pulse of this fine community site, but I have a sneaking suspicion that at least a few of you will enjoy this post by the world’s oldest living nerd, Sifu Tweety....

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I Want to Bore You to Death

I know I shouldn’t do this, but I feel compelled to write a little about this whole blogger anonymity thing that’s all the rage with the kids these days. Some of you have probably noticed that my pseudonym lacks...

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Cantelope Island

Watch as Freddie Hubbard tries in vain to make his head explode while Joe Henderson, mere feet away, looks on in horror, fearing that this might be the last time he gets to wear his white dinner jacket in public. Tony Williams...

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Weird Socialization is Just so Strange

Now I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t the biggest deal ever, but any time an opportunity to call Pennsylvania’s junior senator a lying sack of shit presents itself, I feel compelled to do so. You may recall that among...

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