I entered the lounge, saw the new sign, and did a quick double take to see if I was in the right place. I may have sprained my neck. Here I was ready to quietly groove at Carry Nation’s Moxie Bar, when, wham, DANCE PLANET!
I’ll dance with anyone, as long as they had health insurance. I’ve been known to hurt dance partners and complete innocents who simply come too close on the dance floor.
You know I thought about the poor Chinese as well. Since soy causes reduced fertility in men, it’s no wonder they only have one-sixth of the world’s population.
Maybe someone should start a gene bank for chinese people, just in case.
If it should ever happen again that I have a big chunk o’ watermelon on the verge of going off. Someone please remind me that that is not a good reason for eating it all at once.
My belly is a bit perturbed at the moment. I’m sending some left-over spaghetti in after it to see if the carbs will settle things down.
I’ve never thought about “bad” watermelon before but then again I don’t like good watermelon. At any rate, here’s to the curative powers of spaghetti chaser.
Well, if you don’t like watermelon, you’ve probably never experienced its “cleansing” effects on the bowel. Hell, just about any watery fruit in large quantity will have the same effect. Unfortunately, I know this from personal experience. One fo the drawbacks of being vegetarian is that lots of fruits and veggies in the gut at the same time spell G.A.S. (or methane, if you prefer).
and then I’ll dance.
(nifty graphic)
I am the world’s worst dancer. Even my mother makes fun of me.
darn, we missed our chance for the who-is-the-worst-dancer contest.
You can’t be the world’s worst dancer, I am. I have such terrible rhythm that I can throw off a whole room of good dancers.
Family Man has a headache. Shhhhhh.
Ah, here you all are.
wherever we go, here we are.
I entered the lounge, saw the new sign, and did a quick double take to see if I was in the right place. I may have sprained my neck. Here I was ready to quietly groove at Carry Nation’s Moxie Bar, when, wham, DANCE PLANET!
Ok, I’m oriented, hello, Everyone.
I’ll dance with anyone, as long as they had health insurance. I’ve been known to hurt dance partners and complete innocents who simply come too close on the dance floor.
I’ll dance with you then. I’ve got this dang toenail that’s been trying to fall off for months.
Let me get my steel-toed construction boots, and away we go.
until SN, keres, and I finish arguing over who’s the worst dancer.
Indy is lurking – damn, I was hoping she’d discuss how lesbian sex with a married straight woman is really hot.
That’s a private conversation. And besides, I’m cooking chicken and dancing naked in my kitchen.
about the needs of us voyeurs. 🙁
Yeah, we have to settle for the naked dancing bit.
not even that — it isn’t like she posted pictures or a you tube video.
So I can stop looking there, i guess.
Hot grease on naked skin! Wow! What a fetish!
lol, no, the chicken is being baked. My masochism does have some boundaries.
Why do married straight women have sex with lesbians? (Duh!)
Is it a slow dance? Before anyone dances with me, I offer a breath mint. Peach flavored anyone?
So, mary, how do you rate in the lousy dancer contest? No one seems to know how to dance.
and thanks for the mint.
I could probably win the contest.
Why do you suppose we all can’t dance?
We’re all geeky losers.
I am a klutzy loser.
Oh. I see. That makes me a …..nevermind.
I would love a peach flavored im-mint, please!
If you haven’t already watched this, you must.
Jeez, A couple beers too many, open mike night, a party mix, some idiot with a video camera and YouTube? When I ever be free of this nightmare?
the boy can dance, and the Brady Bunch bit was priceless.
This is too funny!!!! I love it and I will have to admit I can dance pretty damn well.
Of course you can, dear. Even when I lived in the most redneck remote settings, the gay boys could always dance.
Now this thing about the soy – as a vegetarian cruchy granola lesbian, shouldn’t I be getting more feminine after all these years of soymilk and tofu?
ROTFLMAO!!!! I think it must have the oposite affect on lesbians. LOL
how come the cast of Queer as Folk isn’t Chinese?
Cause they couldn’t find any who’s favorite dish was two can chew. LOL
well despite (or maybe because of) the really terrible pun, I would think that wouldn’t be a problem at all.
LOL I couldn’t resist.
You know I thought about the poor Chinese as well. Since soy causes reduced fertility in men, it’s no wonder they only have one-sixth of the world’s population.
Maybe someone should start a gene bank for chinese people, just in case.
if it didn’t, they would have 99%
Done with the semester! w00t!!!
NAPTIME!!!
Yeah, sleep is definitely beckoning…I am extremely worn out from last night’s all-night experience.
The good news is, from preliminary discussions with my friends, I think I did pretty decently on the final exam I had today.
Thank TFSM! Now I don’t have to be nice to you anymore. It was killing me. 🙂
Heh…I’m sure it was. 😛
and I missed it … damn, that was probably a once in a lifetime chance.
He didn’t believe me either.
— it was said with such perfect insincerity.
I would have said that if I hadn’t been sleeping. Maryb was being nice and I missed it? 🙂
I think it was a form of the flu. Or just end of the year work stress. I think I’m back to normal again.
Thank god. All is right with the world. Now that Psi is back at full strength you can start picking on him again.
Maybe another day…I didn’t sleep last night, and I think I’m gonna go catch some rest in a little bit. 🙂
there, there.
You get LOTS of rest. You’ll need it:)
Heh…whatever you say. 😛
G’night, folks. Family Man will probably rag on me forever for checking out even earlier than his slackerly self usually does. :/
At least Psi came back. I have great respect for that.
After the night I was nice to ej in the Lounge — I don’t think he ever came back. Just couldn’t take the pressure I suppose.
I thought you were always sweet and kind. LOL
I am. Oh I am.
Good answer 🙂
I think Mary should go first. This being nice thing has been toughest on her.
Glad you are done!!!!!
Mythmother, dancing like no one is looking! (Almost…)
how did you manage to find a picture of me dancing the hora at a bar mitzvah party?
Never underestimate research.
If you were really good, you’d find of me slow dancing with larry cohen. 🙂
There is no one right answer in this world, AndiF.
Is Larry any relation to Steve and Eric?
No he was much, much worse.
LOL. Sorry to hear that.
If it should ever happen again that I have a big chunk o’ watermelon on the verge of going off. Someone please remind me that that is not a good reason for eating it all at once.
My belly is a bit perturbed at the moment. I’m sending some left-over spaghetti in after it to see if the carbs will settle things down.
I’ve never thought about “bad” watermelon before but then again I don’t like good watermelon. At any rate, here’s to the curative powers of spaghetti chaser.
Well, if you don’t like watermelon, you’ve probably never experienced its “cleansing” effects on the bowel. Hell, just about any watery fruit in large quantity will have the same effect. Unfortunately, I know this from personal experience. One fo the drawbacks of being vegetarian is that lots of fruits and veggies in the gut at the same time spell G.A.S. (or methane, if you prefer).
The spaghetti did help.
If you look like that, they won’t care how you dance. LOL
Well, shucks! Thanks, rf69.
I did look like that (younger) and they cared how I danced. This was me performing a Javanese srimpi dance at CalArts.
Well, MM – what a hottie you are!
WEll…. was!
me after all? I wondered about that — I couldn’t remember ever looking that good (let alone having enough coordination to dance).
you can take the girl out of the dance but you can’t take the dance out of the girl!
Well, It is a fabulous picture!!!!!
Thank you thank you.
A rendering of your dance.
Cute! These are Thai dancers, there are many similarities and probably stem from the same roots longs ago.
It’s heavy on the Albert thus far.
I will check in later. I have to go get some dog food and also finally get me something to eat since I have not eaten all day.