This is amusing.

The election of John Edwards, Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee would signal that America is fed up with the world and not only wishes to pull up its draw bridges but is serious of trying to do so. Nothing would scare friends or foes more which means that nothing would be resented more. Expect anti-Americanism to reach new heights. Remember that nothing infuriates children more than a lack of parental attention.

Think about that one for a little while. The world is full of children begging for American attention. That’s how a lot of these think. Read the rest, it gets worse. Check out a companion piece from Walter Russell Read. Can you make sense of it?