I just read at Eschaton that billionaire Mike Bloomberg’s phony draft campaign has only collected just over 3,000 signatures.
I thought, “What would be the best way to embarrass him?”
And then it struck me: collect more online signatures than him.
Here’s my pitch:
At this point billionaire Mike Bloomberg, despite a massive marketing campaign and phony draft movement for president, has just 3,000 some signatures. I want to show a middleclassed horror blogger with a slighty insane reputation can draw even more signatures.
Here’s where you sign the petition to embarrass Bloomberg.
Here’s my qualifications to serve as president:
…
Yet even with those credentials, I’d still make a better president than Bloomberg. I’ve never embraced torturers and I’ve never cheered George W. Bush.
But let’s face it: if someone with no money and a horrific reputation can collect more signatures despite Bloomberg’s drawn out, phony Unity 08 effort, that would have to be terribly embarrassing to him and his handlers.
That’s a good enough reason to sign the petition as any.
I don’t know, Carnacki. Steven D announced his candidacy on the front-page this morning. And he actually has the same qualifications that you do.
But my goal is to embarrass Bloomberg. What’s his platform?
A little different from yours.
I don’t need no stinking qualifications! I’m running as a Republican, dammit!
But if it will make you feel better, I used cocaine once, and I’m sure one of my former law firms represented the occasional slum lord or 2. Of course, I’ve never run any businesses into the ground or been arrested for drunk driving like our dear leader, but no one’s perfect.
Yes, but Steven D is running as a Republican… Carnacki is running as a… uh… Independent (right?)
Elect an HONEST bloodsucker for a change….
I have an honest to goodness really big mosquito hang’n round my bass boat….; )
We will definitely need a brokered convention.
The more the merrier I say!
hot damn! our very own BT primary battle.
hmm…in true RATpublican mode: what’s in it for me?
lTMF’sA
uhhh, will we have to “hang a Chad” on the site????
; )
Edwards 08
than Stephen D. Carnacki has no positions and no platform. No debates needed — whatever you got, he can be for it.
Go Carnacki!
Now where’s the pork?
MMMmmmm. Barbecue.