I’ve promoted so many silly conspiracy theories over the years here. For example, that the War on Iraq was based on a lie. That elections were stolen by Republican dirty tricks. That Pakistan was a more dangerous country to our national security than Iran, Iraq or Afghanistan. That police use tasers like kids play video games — for fun! That Israel committed atrocities against Palestinians in the occupied territories. That Dick Cheney wanted to use nukes against Iran.
What do you think? Should I ban myself?
See poll below the fold to vote.
well, there was that general’s revolt that screwed up many of your predictions. Maybe they could see about using you as a guinea pig for these military commissions.
I would so crack under water boarding. In fact I would confess even before I was waterboarded that I killed Sharon Tate. True I was only 11 years old at the time, but nonetheless . . .
Yup. On your 11th birthday I told everyone who would listen that here was a demon child destined to wreak havoc on our God Fearing Republic, cutting a swath of chaos and death until he called down the apocalypse on all of us.
Nobody listened, and now your diabolic power is too great to oppose. All hail Steven. Helter Skelter.
Thank god I’m a lazy SOB, eh?
You should. I did.
join the club, I’ve been heading toward getting banned for years myself.
911 was an inside job!
The trouble I’ve always had with your conspiracy theories is that Bush always ended up outconspiracying you. You just don’t seem to think big enough when it comes to evil.
BTW, I love that Biden has outted Cheney’s hidey hole in the VP house or that the CIA won’t/can’t honor Cheney’s request on the memos specifically because of the orders Bush/Cheney signed during the Plame stonewalling that the CIA is applying now.
Woohoo, pie!
Unlike a regular election – there are too many excellent choices in your poll. I just can’t make up my mind. I feel that your choices are a conspiracy to over-snark us on a Monday.
Careful or I’ll have to ban you for out-snarking me.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere.
Oh my! We should ban Steven at least for his sartorial sense – or lack there of.
Yes, another big witch hunt is on at the world’s last great orange hope. I’d say it looks like a conspiracy.
Not only should you be banned, Steven. For the good of the site, you should be replaced with all pooties all the time. Your diaries have a disturbing tendency to force people to think.