Next president: Sarah Palin or Lou Dobbs?
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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
Glenn Beck not running?
You can dream.
490 True Believers!
How about a Co-Presidency? Sarah on even numbered dates and Dobbs on odd numbered dates. Gotta have Dobbs on Cinco de Mayo, you know.
Beck could be their Secretary of State.
But Lou Dobbs reads from the Teleprompter!!!
Sarah Palin can ONLY make any sense reading someone else’s words from a teleprompter. Otherwise, when she thinks up her own sentences, it’s just word salad.
Mike Huckabee.
I think that once they are married to each other and reproduce their evil spawn will have a better chance of winning than they ever will.
just shoot me, because if either of them ever made it to the oval office, the odds would increase exponentially that it would happen anyways
nightmare material.. I’d prefer vampires and/or werewolves..
between the two, Dobbs is the more serious threat. he has an ego the size of Jersey, but he’s on a serious mission. he’s already rich, whereas the grifter is just after her next check. she’s lazy and stupid, lou is neither one of those things, and he knows how to actually sound the part, when she doesn’t.