Month: September 2014

John McCain is a Dangerous Radical

It should be obvious by now that John McCain wants to attack everyone, everywhere. In September 2013, Mother Jones made a map of the world showing that McCain has advocated attacking roughly half the Eastern Hemisphere’s...

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Goodbye, iPod

I never owned an iPod. I do not like to wear head phones. I think it’s less the discomfort of shoving something in my ears than it is a dislike of not being about to hear anything but the music. I want to have situational...

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Mark Sanford Announces Break-up on Facebook

It used to be that it was bad form to break up with someone over the phone. Then it evolved to be bad form to break up with someone with post-it note. Now, it’s morphed again. Today, it’s bad form to break up with...

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Senator Lindsey Graham is a Bedwetter

Senator Lindsey Graham is a grown man who still wets his bed every night when he goes to sleep. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) blasted President Barack Obama’s plan to defeat ISIS during an appearance on Fox News Sunday, calling the...

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