Author: bood abides

Sonya Thomas’ belly ballooned, 37 dogs in 12 minutes, never swooned! But they were second best specs, In this eating star’s treks, As she failed to leave Kobayashi marooned. (four more after the fold)Could it be that...

“For Bush, I’ll apply all my torque, Bring the Olympics, right here, to New York!” In a fit of caprice, Shunning lessons from Greece, Michael gives his fair city bad pork. (five more after the fold)In a mission...

Happy Birthday, today, to Tom Cruise, Mouthpiece for Scientology views, He says,”Don’t take drugs, From psychiatry thugs.” While his crisis of midlife makes the news. (four more after the fold)Another...

I was inspired to do a couple of photoshops today. I worked pretty hard on these, and I think that they turned out nicely. Hopefully this latest contribution from the “surreality based community” won’t detract...

Citing terror and email flimflams, Closing the door on the world with a slam. “Don’t want the root servers, With neutral observers”, Spoke thusly good old Uncle Spam. (Four more after the fold)The Presidente...